I'm Gay and I Hate Capitalism

I don't think I've posted a selfie on here yet but you know what!! I feel good about myself today it's selfie time!

Small brain: going to bed at a reasonable time

Normal brain: going to bed a little later than you should because you make your own bedtime

Galaxy brain: going to bed at 2am because you have no self control and stayed up late watching The Lost Boys (1987)

Must vampire media be good? Is it not enough for it to be homoerotic?

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I'm just on this earth to be gay and wear mens sweaters and everything else is completely incidental

Heard yall like vampires

Me: *joins a discord server that's small and relative to my interests* oh this'll be fun haha

Me as soon as there's more than 15 people: *gets overwhelmed and mutes it*

Me, two days later: *joins another discord server* oh this'll be fun

ﾍ(=^･ω･^= )ﾉ| simabossneko

The inherent homoeroticism of a gothic mansion

I've been learning how to use Twine recently and coding is. Really neat! The coding for Twine 2 is really intuitive so I'm making good progress, and it's nice to learn something and then put it into practice and see tangible results

if i ever die please spread wildly unbelieveable tales of my acheivements, conflicting accounts of my personality, morph all descriptions of me into the unholy - i require 2 be entirely unkown. thanks

You: craves financial stability, your own house, maybe a spouse somewhere down the line

Me, an intellectual: I just really want that one sweater from the great gatsby movie you know the one leonardo dicaprio wears when daisy has an emotional breakdown in his walk-in closet? I would fuckin kill for that sweater

My only fashion goal is to look like the private school boys in dead poets society and/or the ghost of a lighthouse keeper's son who was lost to the waves at a tragically young age and I feel like the fashion industry should cater more to me specifically

Google how to share my poetry without submitting to the mortifying ordeal of being known

My friend works at Starbucks and I guess I'm Vriska now

I got a new wallet and it's adorable

Hm. I might be depressed

hello everyone!

being that temperatures in some areas are going to be off the shits, please please please remember to stay cool and hydrated! if you or someone else find yourself feeling dizzy, nauseous, experiencing muscle weakness, or having a rapid heartbeat, quickly get yourself or the person experiencing symptoms to a cooler area! use a damp cloth on your underarms on forehead to help cool down. if it doesnt help or symptoms worsen, seek medical help!

here's how you can stay cool:

• keep the lights off! light generates heat
• wear light clothing! dark clothing absorbs heat and you will be overheated
• keep the windows open if you do not have air conditioning! if you do, keep them closed!
• close the blinds! if you don't have any, use blankets to cover the windows
• if you have fans, have them on and nearby any source of cool air! this will help circulate the air

feel free to add any additional tips o/

Excellent post! A few extras from me:

• If you DO need a light on, get an LED bulb! You can get ones that use 4W of energy for the equivalent light of a 60W incandescent bulb (they also last a lot longer!)
• If you can, open a window on one side of the house, and a window on the opposite - this'll create a cross breeze pulling warm air out of the building.
• Turn things OFF instead of leaving them on standby - stuff on standby still produces heat.
• Keep a spray bottle of water nearby and spritz yourself occasionally - even ambient temperature water will help cool you down quite a bit through evaporative cooling (a quick shower works too!)

• Take cold showers if you can. Or swap the water to cold right at the end.
• You can buy stuff like "magicool" and cooling mists if you dont wanna use a spray bottle of water. They act the same but the mist always comes out Very Cold.
• if you can, open all windows in ur house and keep the door to ur room open. Allow the air to flow freely.
• keep a cloth or flannel wet with cold water next to you as u can dab iton u when u need it.
• change ur clothes often and wipe urself if u hate feeling sweaty.
• if ur watering the garden, do it once the sun is no longer shining right on the plants. And also water urself to stay cool lmao
• invest in a fan. Or seven.
• for americans: dont bully ppl in europe or the uk who are suffering with the heat. We rarely have air con, most of us are not adapted to the heat, and the ppl who suffer the most are elderly, children or sick people. Ur bulling makes me wanna put u in an oven.

- abby, a brit who is sivk of these fucking heatwaves

• As an add-on to misting yourself or cooling off with a damp cloth- focus on pulse points (inside of the wrist/elbow/knee, base of your neck, behind your jaw, etc.) to help yourself cool off faster! You can also hold the inside of your wrists under cold running water for a quick cool-off
• If you're sweating, remember that you're losing water and salt- so eating salty snacks can be part of hydrating. If you're drinking lots of water but still feel dehydrated try something with high sodium content.

Can i hear a wahoo for good omens doodles

Earlier this week I got a haircut and I didn't even have to argue with the stylist about how short I wanted it or if I really wanted it to be that masculine and it was transcendent

Me: *goes through the good omens tag on tumblr*

A hoard of straight women: here are my ten uncomfortably explicit headcanons about Aziraphale's sex life, because I've sexualized gay men to the stars and beyond and will recognize no other forms of intimacy

Me: ...

Straight women: Crowley can tempt Aziraphale to sex without getting in trouble because gay sex is sinful uwu

sir,, mister crowley,, what youre feeling is Love my man

Oh geez it's been like a month since I used waterfall